everytime i move i crunch like popcorn
and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly
(via thebootydiaries)
Like no offense to my friends and family but if I had the chance to abandon this timeline for a medieval fantasy land I would absolutely do it, goodbye student loans and depression hello cool magic shit and most likely an early death by the sword (as it should be)
Have fun shitting in outhouses and losing loved ones to the plague™
medieval fantasy, not actual medieval times you impudent fool
Have fun crapping in outhouses and losing loved ones to the Goblin Raiders™
That’s more the fuck like it
(via only1600kids)
I sent my dog outside for standing on the dining room table. This was his response.
REBELLION.
(via hotboyproblems)
My Uber driver is blasting Dancing Queen and the whole car smells like weed
5 Stars
(via captain-african-america)
